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i hereby apologize for every joke i've ever made except this one

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the wonka chocolate factory was an early adopter of an agile-style development model. wonka himself called the productivity improvements "scrum-diddly-umptious"

what if we kissed in the platonic realm of forms... and we were both approximations?? 😳

there's a hair salon near where i live that professes to be "hijab-friendly". as a clueless critter, what does that mean? is it just "we won't be a piece of shit at you for wearing a hijab", or are there special considerations for hair salons that want to serve folks who wear a hijab?

japanese pun 

私「そのアルゼンチンのダンスは、何と言います?」
誰か「タンゴ?」
私「はい、単語を知りたい」

Please don't spam this channel with newbie questions about "help im drowning" and "gblrblgrlb" before reading the quickstart documentation, thanks

i wonder if it would be possible to get rust to compile for dos

9 out of 10 dentists agree i'm a cute typhlosion. the tenth one wonders why you're asking dentists about this but also ultimately agrees

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