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This was a shitpost but i was wondering what the deal is with Jacks and would you look at that

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youtube.com/watch?v=rvLFEh7V18 turns out, to nobody's surprise, the whole heritage auctions/wata-certified game sales thing appears to be an enormous scam

link to hellsite, pol/capitalism 

new, clear, documented evidence that Apple and Google operate in tandem and active collaboration in order to monopolize the mobile industry.

twitter.com/jowens510/status/1

This is the clearest evidence I've ever seen for 21st century monopolies.

is your child addicted to the donkey kong country franchise? check their text messages for these telltale clues:

IDK = I'm Donkey Kong
LOL = Lots of Lanky
BRB = Bereaved Regarding Bananas
IKR = Is it K. Rool?
JK = Jump on Kremlings
SMH = Such Monkey Hijinx
ACAB = Athletically Cannonball from Airborne Barrels

Everyone should have mandatory PTO. Not unlimited PTO. Mandatory

bawdy 

if you're a pervert for peano arithmetic, does that make you a succubus

if you start a band and dont call it something like The Quuxies or The Formless Voids or The Pelvic Jets or The Instrument Players or The Hungry Mungries or The Piña Coladas or The Rockin' Radishes or The Rescue Team or The Long List of Band Names or The Voronoi Regions or The Main Events or The Overpriced Apartments or The Hallucinations or The Kuiper Objects or The Fishsticks or The Mismatched Stockings or The Polyhedra or The Computer Video Gamers or The Numerals then tbh whats even the point

re: food and bevvin' 

with taco bell i would argue it's better than baja blast

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food and bevvin' 

strawberry calpico goes with anything

@fluffy rcr is funny but what i liked about top gear was the Shenanigans rather than just the car reviews

@PsyChuan i heard those were not as good, though maybe that's just from the types of people who liked jeremy clarkson's specific terribleness

does anyone know of any automotive tv/youtube content that scratches a similar itch to top gear without being made by pieces of shit

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