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@Decimal @kat coming back with a fancy cpu chip "this isn't a meat brain but it IS a shiny thing"

kink humor 

mommy dom but it's a findom thing where i guilt you if you don't give me gifts for mother's day and that's it

trans women are dangerous because we're the women who men accidentally showed how men get treated

and we're all too tired to keep quiet about it anymore

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do you ever think that maybe because their house is a museum where people come to see 'em, the addams family plays up the extent to which they really are a scre-am? like maybe they'd be more normal if they weren't a public spectacle

@kat they're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky

i like that a surprisingly broad segment of the youtube watching population knows what lockpicking stuff (e.g. a wave rake) is thanks to a lawyer, but not one who makes law videos

*awoos with the force of a thousand trans girls*

i'm from the mandela-effect timeline where the duck tales moon theme is in 4/4 all the way through rather than having the intro be 15/16. i'm okay with this, actually. i like it here

might fuck around and build a racetrack that's nothing but speed control features. no straightaways whatsoever. just chicanes, switchbacks, and other tight turns leading seamlessly into each other. cool top of the line f1 car? that's nice. better not take it too fast over my fucking speed table

@aoife as a critter who tries to stay as fluffy as possible, i endorse this

@aoife *gay moth noises continue, my face illuminated as i press my snout against your window*

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