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@The_T only have one week left to get that DAMN fourth chaos emerald

black trans men need $$$ (0/$200) 

I had to spend an extra $2500 this month to pay off a debt. Would appreciate any sort of mutual aid. My partner and I are both black trans men trying to make ends meet. Please boost if you can, thanks!

PayPal: ukerus@gmail.com
CashApp: $lucifugel

#mutualaid #blackmutualaid #transmutualaid

@fraggle

"I use TCP as my protocol," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "TCP is just the transport layer. You use TCP/IP!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "My physical layer uses a separate addressing scheme that isn't IP. It's TCP, but it's not TCP/IP."

The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT USES ADDRESSING! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL IP!" Coolly, I reply "If I2C uses a scheme involving addressing, would that make it IP?" I interrupt his response with "-and more protocols are being designed. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

@halcy hey spud sister, i don't wanna miss a single thing you do🎵

Guess what, folks? Ken Sample's streaming again! Just be advised, this stream does contain mature themes on a fairly regular basis.

picarto.tv/KenCougr

#FurryArt

Edit: And he's done for the day again.

@jamey in an abstract sense i guess, but i had in mind the more direct interpretation of "there's not even a bad smell or hideous noise to warn you that if you don't follow every single precaution you'll be dead before you hit the floor"

@jamey computers generally can't just straight up kill you instantly with slight mishandling

i think every discipline needs something that's way more dangerous than it looks. like high voltage transformers, or giant metal springs, or pretty much anything radioactive

samus aran, a woman, receives "baby's cry" distress signal and must go to "bottle ship" and work with the man whose authority she regrets questioning back when she left the army to become a bounty hunter. and this time she takes orders from him uncritically

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reading more about metroid other m: wow this game seems like it just kind of profoundly sucks huh

"Nation-states are a fiction": Yakko Warner stirs controversy with radical refusal to update famous "Nations of the World" song for 2023 geopolitical landscape

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@Okesska is it an established format? i just amuse myself by thinking about the political undercurrents of whimsical geography songs

does yakko warner recognize palestine
does yakko warner recognize taiwan
does yakko warner recognize somaliland
what is yakko warner's stance on crimea

2819. Pronunciation 

title text: I pronounce the 'u' in 'pronunciation' like in 'putting' but the 'ou' in 'pronounce' like in 'wound'.

(xkcd.com/2819)
(explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php)

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