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@tebicat@tech.lgbt looking back with nostalgic fondness on sweet bro and hella jeff

@ComputerHusband chuck tingle is like if ulillillia's quirks were qualitative rather than quantitative

Hey if you're here because Twitter/X is down, just stay here. Delete the Twitter app from your phone - like genuinely tab out and do it right now - lock your account when the site's back up, and stop posting there already.

Re: bevvin', starbucks 

@OchotonidKnight i do also like pumpkin spice in my chai but this was a new flavor so i figured id try it

bevvin', starbucks (kasran is a basic bitch) 

starbucks has a new "apple brown sugar" flavor and its pretty good in a chai latte. tastes like an apple pie

and can you explain this gap in your browsing history?

lmao they're doing an mtg secret lair of cards that look like baseball cards

the one for ajani says "briefly traded to the phyrexians in 2022" LMAO

Artfight attack for Wormgore!

I love the beanie baby aesthetics so when I saw this character had a ty tag, I was so on board. 

dog goes "bark".
cow goes "moo".
fox goes "okay so what you're gonna want to do is open up a terminal,"

no guarantee this will remain but im feeling like being more fucky with gender so here we go

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attention bitches. updated kasran pronouns just dropped

there is no need to take special action at this time

you may now return to your regularly scheduled

food 

@pup_hime lmao true

i suppose"baked apple" is supposed to invoke the fact that it's more like apple pie filling as opposed to just apple pieces

food 

@pup_hime i think that's [[baked apple] croissants], not [baked [apple croissants]]

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