there is a runaway trolley barreling down the railway tracks. ahead, on the tracks, there are five random people you don't know tied up and unable to move. the trolley is headed straight for them. you are standing some distance off in the train yard, next to a lever. if you pull this lever, the trolley will switch to a different set of tracks. however, you notice that there is one person you know to be a transphobe on the side track. you have two (and only two) options:
Back when she was a young farm-wife, my great great grammy learned what to offer the pixies; it wasn't just sweets and shinies to stave off spoiled milk or bad eggs.
A thimble of whiskey and a pickled vegetable resulted in a perfectly cultured yogurt. A few braids of straw and a pouch of wool ensured strong chicks and ducklings.
Each generation discovered something new.
I discovered lunch-meat and lug nuts kept my car in good repair.
@foone this is part of why i like making fantasy computers. now instead of an arm chip it's a hellish fpga. wait, that's even worse actually
@foone i'm a tool enthusiast! i thought fear inoculum was pretty good
re: Dwarf Fortress facts
@elilla dwarf fortress is one of the greatest games of all time
@kurrikage fuck *performs a series of inputs*
EDIT: The domain expired today, so I'm just letting it go.
So I've got the domain thats-so.gay parked and I can't think of a thing to do with it, but I don't want to just let it expire either. Anyone want to take over ownership and do something with it? It's up for renewal next month. It's $34 a year.
If you can throw a few bones my way that would be cool too, but if not that's fine as long as you agree to do something cool with it. DM me if you're interested.
to be clear: i didn't dream about dragons acting like lawn ornaments. i dreamt about *making this post on mastodon*
@codl what's either of those things
I am now all⸻powerful, as I have discovered the three⸻em dash Unicode character. No more of those lame⸻ass normal hyphens/en/em dashes.
crowdfunding for survival under capitalism
I have scoliosis so bad I needed Harrington rods. I'm also autistic, trans, & nonbinary. @Alistor just moved in, & our housing is full of other peoples' things we can't do anything about.
While it's not urgent, we would still appreciate help easing the pressure of capitalism. So if anything I've said has helped, entertained, or educated you?
I've got Paypal. Same @ as here, minus the @plush.city.
(As usual, please to ignore deadname.)
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