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i wanna make a little desktop guy that wanders around on your screen, like how shimeji work but with more different ways you can interact with it

what can the nintendo lawyers do if you actually physically turn into a pikachu . whwt if i acted in tv commercials and shit theyd be so mad . like no thats just me babey

anyway reply quickly i havent answered the door & theyre knocking rly loud .

2827. Brassica 

title text: Sequoia Brussels sprouts are delicious but it's pretty hard to finish one.

(xkcd.com/2827)
(explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php)

subtoot 

in the land of flirtation impedance mismatch between the catgirls and puppygirls the pi-network foxgirl is queen

Samsung,

This is the second phaser you've sent me that exploded during shipping. If you wish to kill me, you will have to try harder.

Worf

polycule that creates their own conlang just so they can flirt in public with no one annoying them about it

meta, except lighthearted; also a selfish request 

i am once again requesting that we refer to fedi as The Federation, for no reason other than i’m a trek nerd who thinks it sounds cool

e.g. “The Federation stands for peace and tolerance”; “Federation denizens enjoy a Web experience that has progressed beyond the need to entertain corporate interests”; “oh, those catgirls and foxgirls hail from The Federation”; and so forth

come onnn, don’t tell me it doesn’t sound kickass

we’re The Federation!

My wedding isn't just going to have a "best man", it will have a "best man", an "about average woman" and a "worst enby"

Remember: show and movie cancelations are the fault of executives, not the writer and actors strikes. Don't fall for the propaganda

boy i worked hard setting up my two computers the way i want them. my two towers, as it were. i sure hope nothing happens to them on this fine monday in september

@SweetAIBelle i would use a separate disk altogether for home, but the other thing to consider is that i'm dual booting on this system, and would like windows to have some of that space too, so it sort of becomes a balancing act of how do i split up this space

i figure since im booting linux off a 1tb nvme drive, i can just break off some of that space for a separate home partition

@SweetAIBelle yeah the main thing for me is that i don't know for sure if i want to 100% commit to this distro yet, so i figure having a separate home partition of some kind is best in case i want to pull up roots and install something else

f(x,y) = ((((y * 4) & (~y)) % ((x / 16) % (y & y))) & (((~x) % (~y)) ^ (-(-y)))) % 12

Extent: 256x256 (scaled x2)

"Onebit" colouring scheme.

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