kasran, fourier transfemme @typhlosion@awoo.space

what can the nintendo lawyers do if you actually physically turn into a pikachu . whwt if i acted in tv commercials and shit theyd be so mad . like no thats just me babey

anyway reply quickly i havent answered the door & theyre knocking rly loud .

in the land of flirtation impedance mismatch between the catgirls and puppygirls the pi-network foxgirl is queen

Samsung,

This is the second phaser you've sent me that exploded during shipping. If you wish to kill me, you will have to try harder.

Worf

polycule that creates their own conlang just so they can flirt in public with no one annoying them about it

i am once again requesting that we refer to fedi as The Federation, for no reason other than i’m a trek nerd who thinks it sounds cool

e.g. “The Federation stands for peace and tolerance”; “Federation denizens enjoy a Web experience that has progressed beyond the need to entertain corporate interests”; “oh, those catgirls and foxgirls hail from The Federation”; and so forth

come onnn, don’t tell me it doesn’t sound kickass

we’re The Federation!

My wedding isn't just going to have a "best man", it will have a "best man", an "about average woman" and a "worst enby"

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