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metazooa spoilers, #115 

i am so fucking mad about this one. got laurasiatheria immediately and then ALL MY OTHER GUESSES WERE THE WRONG BRANCHES OF LAURASIATHERIA

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🦧 Animal #115 🪲
I figured it out in 6 guesses!
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🔥 3 | Avg. Guesses: 4.7

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🦇 Animal #114 🐟
I figured it out in 6 guesses!
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🔥 2 | Avg. Guesses: 4.6

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Dogs can't operate MRI machines. But catscan.

metaflora spoilers #47 

solanaceae can absolutely get bent

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🌳 Plant #52 ☘️
I figured it out in 4 guesses!
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🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 4.7

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🐻 Animal #113 🐎
I figured it out in 4 guesses!
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🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 4.4

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doctor frankenstein created his monster in the pursuit of glory and scientific legacy, thus becoming the first techbro

"the ethics of growing miniature brains": child psychology paper or supervillain manifesto? you decide

You are only temporarily abled.

This is not a threat. It is a statement of fact.

And if you're reading a threat into it, I urge you to seek therapy for paranoia.

🌲 Plant #50 🍀
I figured it out in 4 guesses!
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🔥 2 | Avg. Guesses: 5

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🐪 Animal #111 🦃
I figured it out in 5 guesses!
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🔥 4 | Avg. Guesses: 4.5

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i would simply grab the christian baby out of the air and then open my own parachute. it's not like babies are especially difficult to grab

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