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pol shitpost 

is capitalism a sandwich? because workers are posed between bread (literal bread, which they must buy to stay alive) and bread (metaphorical bread, the money held above their heads by the upper classes)

spoilers for The Prestige, a movie which is almost 14 years old 

The Prestige, aka: You're Two Men Now, Dawg

i was thinking about japanese and thought "what if there was a language where you had to use a whole different writing system when you're being polite" and then i remembered cursive

if you listen to moves like jagger in surround sound, is that maroon 5.1

art/writing prompt idea: swap the subtitles of two different tv shows or movies (e.g. "star trek: svu" or "law and order: deep space 9") and use that as a premise

have you ever used the internet?

one day some nerd thought it would be a good idea to record events that happened. the rest, as they say, is history

Would you like a tree in this trying time? It has 5406 nodes, descending 218 nodes down.

what do u call it when u want to eat bones 

bone appetite

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