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poetry tip: introduce your similes using deliberately incorrect comparison phrases

yawn: "the sun was the color of an orange"
real shit: "the sun was the weight of an orange"

"what do we want?" help being more assertive!
"when do we want it?!" at your earliest convenience, if it's not too much trouble!

the difference between me and LMFAO is that i would have named the album Not Sorry for Party Rocking

I woke up to a not a full paycheck from daycare job I left. Which was unlike what i thought

And wow, WalMart does stagger payments by a week. Cooooooool. So i don't have that money

So i have just under 600 in my account rn.

And rent is $650 (most urgent and needs about 75 more bucks)

Utilities is $80

And my health insurance is $100.

And if i want gas (which i will soon) that's 50/tank (obviously can be less, just giving the full amount)

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@terrana luckily it's only approximate pie, goats don't like that stuff

the monty carlo problem: if you keep opening doors, the ratio of goats to cars will approximate pi

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@anahata@tech.lgbt yep! yep. i can bother picking through the json myself but wow i wish it was easier

@anahata@tech.lgbt ive often remarked that if i ever became an academic type i'd teach "folklore of computer science" and "history of computer science" classes. cos ive seen that divide too and it feels like someone should be trying to broach it

@anahata@tech.lgbt agreeeed. so many good posts lost to time...

have we ever considered that maybe the problem isn't the "self driving" part so much as the "cars" part

got a room for now! now i just need to figure out a way to calgary. in the meantime though i'm rest

re: explaining the joke and realizing that it's not that great of a joke to begin with 

@IceWolf sorry for not conveying that better

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