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Periodic reminder that "Just google it" is dangerous advice. You're asking someone with professed ignorance of a topic to wade through a sea of adversarial SEO hacks and deliberate misinformation. This is how people fall for e.g. the propaganda from Autism Speaks.

@Alamantus@cybre.space from the batmobile, perhaps. excuse me, the batmobingle

alcohol 

gin mojito is quite nice. i will order this again in the future

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jingle bingle, batman's single
robin laid an ingle
the batmobingle lost a wingle
and the joker got a wingle

jingle bingle, batman's single
robin laid an ingle
the batmobingle lost a wingle
and the joker got a wingle

food 

is there any greater joy in this world than dipping a piece of crusty bread into some warm soup

food i guess 

i had a headache all day. the solution? one apple. malnutrition is a hell of a thing

happy winter solstice, everyone in the northern hemisphere

pourquoi le vigneron fait-il du vin ? 

c'est son raisin d'être

@The_T could try dark blue for the outline pixels, perhaps? something that fits the colors and stands out against the background

@Vordus but sbnation's beef with the rest of the world deserves a deep rewind

bad, vent, whatever 

im a good little worker. im so motivated by capitalism that i dont even see the point of getting out of bed unless it's a weekday. boy howdy if i could work seven days a week i would. no need to pay me extra for it, just feeling like my life has a vague semblance of meaning is enough for me. congratulations! you've won. you've completely ruined me.

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@codl i think it's a reference to kropotkin's book "the conquest of bread" and also to the "bread and roses" slogan

bad, vent, whatever 

capitalism is wringing every last cent of value out of me before it abandons me to die for the crime of having a brain that doesnt work right and im not strong enough to fight back

live tooting a rewatch of The Matrix 

Agent Smith <in evil voice>: We designed the first genders to provide a perfect existence. It was a disaster. Entire generations were lost. That’s when we redesigned it to model the ‘peak’ of your civilization. <Waves to Pleasantville playing on an old TV.>

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job market gripes 

so like... i got lied to, right? i was told that getting a college degree in tech would give me lots of high paying job opportunities, but every single job app i send in gets rejected, even with strong recommendations from colleagues. so that was a lie, right?

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