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@lioness oh, did the world's most divorced man finally obtain twitter

ive just kinda been doing my own thing over in my own little corner. y'all still get my fun jokes when i think about them but i just havent had much to say. maybe i should try to post more though

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hello. what's new on the fediverse. i heard there's a twitter influx again?

re: uhm???????????????? 

@fluxom_alt what in the world is this game

6:00am exactly. malone wakes up, gets his coffee, and heads to his job at the post office

*a note lands infront of you and reads:

"Tired. In need of cuddles, kisses, and pats. Send help"

@astralcreatures@hellsite.site damn, there goes my plans for the weekend

imagining being fluffy little flap flap splashing in a lake

money beg, please boost 

Hello everyone. I've come a-rattlin my tin cup again. I'm looking for $123 usd.
That's $20 for my power bill, $35 for my cell phone, $48 for water/sewer/trash and $20 just to have a little buffer for household goods.
Optionally I'd like $35 more for my month's worth of nicotine. I can have little a vape? As a treat?

Any amount donated and boosts are very appreciated.

ko-fi.com/kaypar
cashapp: $Kayparwastaken

if the wu-tang clan is so great, why haven't they gotten a 37th chamber yet

At Tue Oct 25 02:57:46 UTC 2022 (about three hours from this post), the elapsed time will be 1,666,666,666 seconds since the #Unix Epoch.

/bin/sh & #bash one-liner:

printf "\033[2J"; while true; do sleep 0.5; printf "\033[2H%s " "Current time:"; date; printf "\n%s " "Seconds since the Unix Epoch:"; sec=$(date +%s); printf "%s\n" "$sec" | sed "s/^\(.\)\(...\)\(...\)\(...\)/\1,\2,\3,\4/"; if [ "$sec" -ge 1666666666 ]; then printf "\n%s\n" 'Happy one triple triple six seconds!'; fi; done

@BatElite @junebug exactly the intended energy. if i check back in a few years and it's not a skeleton propped up against the wall with a glowing orb i can get a titanite shard from, then it might have some merit

@junebug idk, if it was less maybe i'd try it, but $25 seems steep for something like this. let the gamers have at it and see where its price point stands in a couple years

@pup_hime noted...... im just a weenie so i guess i never thought of that

real time strategy games have always intimidated me because they always seem very hectic. with that in mind does anyone have recommendations for a good entry point into the genre for me? something that's relatively slow paced so i can learn how it all works

@fibonacci_reminder i don't know which elvish, i just think one of the tolkien tongues would be a fun addition to their collection of conlang courses

as for toki pona, yeah you're probably right (though people who don't like duolingo would probably say "no kassy's right, when has duolingo ever cared about anything other than vocab and basic grammar")

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