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remember to check your kids' candy this halloween. one kid just found an entire twitter in his snickers bar and it almost poisoned him

@lioness oh, did the world's most divorced man finally obtain twitter

ive just kinda been doing my own thing over in my own little corner. y'all still get my fun jokes when i think about them but i just havent had much to say. maybe i should try to post more though

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hello. what's new on the fediverse. i heard there's a twitter influx again?

re: uhm???????????????? 

@fluxom_alt what in the world is this game

6:00am exactly. malone wakes up, gets his coffee, and heads to his job at the post office

*a note lands infront of you and reads:

"Tired. In need of cuddles, kisses, and pats. Send help"

@astralcreatures@hellsite.site damn, there goes my plans for the weekend

imagining being fluffy little flap flap splashing in a lake

money beg, please boost 

Hello everyone. I've come a-rattlin my tin cup again. I'm looking for $123 usd.
That's $20 for my power bill, $35 for my cell phone, $48 for water/sewer/trash and $20 just to have a little buffer for household goods.
Optionally I'd like $35 more for my month's worth of nicotine. I can have little a vape? As a treat?

Any amount donated and boosts are very appreciated.

ko-fi.com/kaypar
cashapp: $Kayparwastaken

if the wu-tang clan is so great, why haven't they gotten a 37th chamber yet

At Tue Oct 25 02:57:46 UTC 2022 (about three hours from this post), the elapsed time will be 1,666,666,666 seconds since the #Unix Epoch.

/bin/sh & #bash one-liner:

printf "\033[2J"; while true; do sleep 0.5; printf "\033[2H%s " "Current time:"; date; printf "\n%s " "Seconds since the Unix Epoch:"; sec=$(date +%s); printf "%s\n" "$sec" | sed "s/^\(.\)\(...\)\(...\)\(...\)/\1,\2,\3,\4/"; if [ "$sec" -ge 1666666666 ]; then printf "\n%s\n" 'Happy one triple triple six seconds!'; fi; done

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