kasran, fourier transfemme @typhlosion@awoo.space

@monorail that's me

i make a reference you don't understand and a little eldrazi guy shows up to explain it. it is the devoid of context

@stripey right? and he's so vain, he probably thinks the song is - wait, wrong song

@Kyresti i know more about the pagan wheel of the year than i do about the jewish calendar. im not sure what that says about me

today on "song i hate that is stuck in my head": you oughta know, the alanis morissette "are the straights okay" anthem

like damn girl. breaking up with someone and then finding someone else doesn't make a person duplicitous, and it definitely doesn't warrant interrupting their dinner to rant about people's sex lives. have you considered maybe you were the problem

@Kye refusing to bang? i refuse to even hang

@owashii@plush.city okay i knew chag pesach samech (sameach?) i guess i just wasn't sure if saying a token phrase in a language i dont speak would come off as pandering or such. maybe i worry too much

@owashii@plush.city @V a nonanthro version of their fursona crawls out from under the suit and skitters away

as a gentile who can never keep jewish holidays straight in my head, whenever i see kosher stuff set out in its own area at my local grocery store i like to look at what holiday is approaching.

looks like it's passover this time? happy... happy passover? what's the appropriate thing to say

don't tell me you'll love me forever. just do me a favor and tell me you're done before you go.

the thing i have learned is that anything good that happens to me, any connection or closeness, is ephemeral and temporary. it can and will go away without warning, no matter what anyone says to the contrary. so i must cherish it while i have it, and keep my grief to a minimum when it leaves, because i should have known it would happen. it always does. the only constant is me, and i should not bank on anything staying with me.