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Teacher: Do a compare-and-contrast paper on two books of a similar subject.

Me:

My biggest problem with current music is the lack of songs about monsters having parties. I don't mean songs about monsters being a metaphor for capitalism or how society views certain groups. I want songs about werewolves dancing with Dracula and Frankenstein.

@tsunderdog i ended up getting some Shoe Goo at the suggestion of someone else. i'll see how that goes

@Liizerd ever since 2001 car manufacturers have been cheaping out on bundling assets. truly, terrorists win

I get my keys, my wallet, and my phone. I walk out the front door. I walk to my car. it is a giant error sign. I sigh, and walk the way of foolishness as I pick up the copy of counter strike source I had left on the kitchen table.

@boobs_idiot@octodon.social bah, see, i can fix myself. when are they gonna invent a lesbian who is willing to make me WORSE

concept: guy who's supernaturally lucky, but only in really mundane ways that don't advantage or disadvantage anyone

like, he plays Twister and all the moves come up "right foot red. right foot blue. right foot red" etc

@lunalapin thank you! also i love when the exact thing i was looking for sounds like a shitpost but is real

hey crafty critters: one of my flip flops split apart recently. pic attached. is there any specific sort of glue y'all would recommend for repairing this until i can get a new pair? all the repair info i could find online was for straps coming loose

"If you block ads, then how are websites supposed to make money?"

Frankly, that's not my problem to figure out. I'm not the one trying to work with a trash business model.

wikipedia:

In 2010, the company Sweets Kendamas was founded in the US in Minnesota by Matt "Sweets" Jorgenson. Sweets Kendamas' mission is to "Spread Kendama Love," and they also have done that over the years.[32][33][34]

im glad they have citations for the claim that sweets kendamas has indeed been spreading kendama love

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today i learned that kendama companies have sponsored kendama players that promote their products

@pup_hime honestly yeah, if for no other reason than so you can say you did it

Them: Pixar Mom Mrs. Mets isn't real and she can't hurt you

Pixar Mom Mrs. Mets:

re: twitter 

@eclairwolf im guessing it wont be as big as previous influxes now that bluesky is online but heres hoping

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