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today's practice sketch, off-model xenia wearing a tunic and striped programming socks. paws and digitigrade legs continue to be a challenge for me.

#tsunderdogArt #foxgirlFriday

bawdy pickup line, i guess 

hey girl, are you the capital of honduras? cos you look like you could be the goochie gulper

bawdy pickup line, i guess 

hey girl, are you the capital of honduras? cos you look like you could be the goochie gulper

Switch to Firefox.

Edit: Google have now ditched WEI, but this still shows why it's important to have competition in the browser space.

there is a runaway trolley barreling down the railway tracks. ahead, on the tracks, there are five random people you don't know tied up and unable to move. the trolley is headed straight for them. you are standing some distance off in the train yard, next to a lever. if you pull this lever, the trolley will switch to a different set of tracks. however, you notice that there is one person you know to be a transphobe on the side track. you have two (and only two) options:

she toss my salad and scramble my eggs until i hear the blues a-callin'

Back when she was a young farm-wife, my great great grammy learned what to offer the pixies; it wasn't just sweets and shinies to stave off spoiled milk or bad eggs.

A thimble of whiskey and a pickled vegetable resulted in a perfectly cultured yogurt. A few braids of straw and a pouch of wool ensured strong chicks and ducklings.

Each generation discovered something new.

I discovered lunch-meat and lug nuts kept my car in good repair.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

@foone this is part of why i like making fantasy computers. now instead of an arm chip it's a hellish fpga. wait, that's even worse actually

@foone i'm a tool enthusiast! i thought fear inoculum was pretty good

re: Dwarf Fortress facts 

@elilla dwarf fortress is one of the greatest games of all time

ladies, if your man:

- quotes obscure Sean Connery movies
- remembers old internet memes
- loves tiling backgrounds on webpages

he's not your man. he's your man now, dog

EDIT: The domain expired today, so I'm just letting it go.

So I've got the domain thats-so.gay parked and I can't think of a thing to do with it, but I don't want to just let it expire either. Anyone want to take over ownership and do something with it? It's up for renewal next month. It's $34 a year.

If you can throw a few bones my way that would be cool too, but if not that's fine as long as you agree to do something cool with it. DM me if you're interested.

* linux user
* trans
* a fox
guys I might actually be xenia help

to be clear: i didn't dream about dragons acting like lawn ornaments. i dreamt about *making this post on mastodon*

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