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hideous laughter, the d&d 5e spell, has verbal, somatic, and material components. i propose that it's not a spell at all, just a prop comedy routine so bad that everything else looks hilarious by comparison

this underpass walkway beneath the train tracks near where i live has had a bunch of mud and dead leaves and stuff in it since a recent storm. i like to use this path a lot, so i thought maybe i'd try to clean it up a little at some point if the city doesn't get to it, but i'm not sure how. does anyone have any advice? if it matters, the material is just normal concrete stuff what sidewalks are made of

My biggest goal for 2023 was to release a solo album, and a little more than a day to go, I made it happen! Check out my first solo album! straysongdog.bandcamp.com/albu

I would be eternally grateful if you'd just give a listen, you don't even have to buy it lol My favorite tracks are "I'm An Alligator, Baby (And I'll See You Later)", "Cry Coyote", and "Candy Cigarettes".

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Bad code is fundamentally a sociocultural problem first, and a technical problem second

A language discouraging bad code is a virtue, but does not define or imply a good language

A language enabling bad code is a downside, but does not define or imply a bad language

The campaign for my new small press, Rose and Jasmine, Year One, is live!

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what ingredient do artists use to make pastry 

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Which is to say, while billionaire celebs may rule the spotlight, in actuality we are facing not miserly *individuals* but a *system* of miserliness, and only a systemic Boxing Day (i.e., UBI) will hold the servant class' justified discontent at bay.

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...but, with the rise of modern depersonalized forms of servitude and the consequent decline in empathy and/or fear, Boxing Day is now the day when megacorp retailers disgorge their surplus post-holiday inventory for the price point that it should be year-round.

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"Boxing Day" used to be the day that the wealthy gave handouts to their servants (recognizing, perhaps, that it was in their best interests to placate the majority of unwealthy people upon whose continual exploitation their lifestyle depended)...

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