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Special delivery!! 

"Excuse me."

You are tapped on the shoulder by someone behind you. As you turn around, you see a blue and white fluffdragon, but they are wearing a mustache and a delivery driver outfit, so you can't get an identification. They clear their throat and hand you a digital signature pad.

"Delivery. Sign here please."

Curious, and liking the idea of getting a package, you sign the pad and hand it back over. The furry creature waves over at a nearby truck.

"OKAAAAY! OVER HERE!"

The delivery driver runs off, and the truck backs up close to you, beeping all the while. Suddenly the back opens up, and you have time to see a tidal wave of rainbow-colored heart pillows coming at you before you are swallowed up by the pile.

You manage to swim to the edge through the pillows, and look back out of the pile just in time to see the empty truck pulling away.

You look down and notice a note. You pick it up and read it.

"Hello! I heard you needed a huge amount of love. Feel free to share it with your friends and loved ones! The supply never ends!! Have a great one, friend! You deserve it!!"

The message is signed with three blue hearts, but no name. You decide to relax in the pile of "love" for a while. It's comfy, at least!

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the reason 

@onfy i think this one is excusable as RSVP is one of those foreign loan phrases that has a more specific meaning in english (i.e. "respond specifically in order to tell me whether you're coming to this event or not") than what it literally translates into

dude this skirt is so fucking goated. i discovered a new trick it can do

idea: multiworld randomizer across different monster-catching games, where part of what's randomized is the monsters. so like, you catch a pikachu in the pokémon game and instead it sends a bansheep to the cassette beasts player

@GoatDogBerry i know this isnt what this thread is about, but is this accessible to the general public? this sounds cool as hell

This brings me joy!
Abandoned skyscraper project used as canvas for “perhaps the most legendary roll call in the history of Los Angeles"
youtube.com/watch?v=KQrJEKRMPe
“It was a big climb,” said Actual [and] by the time he reached the 36th floor, “I couldn’t walk; all my leg muscles were just shot.” 😆
washingtonpost.com/entertainme
“That’s every single kid in this city just putting their name down, showing they exist and taking the city back.”
#graffiti

Everyone and my colleague are talking about Rust a lot for a while and I'm thinking about giving it a try. Does anyone have a fun project idea that's good to show what's cool about Rust?

#rust #coding #programming

🚨 URGENT: HOUSING 🚨

looking for a space in boston/greater boston area. im currently planning on applying for SSDI due to my leg

about me: im a 34 year old, jewish trans man, trained in barista work and proofreading/editing. im quiet and pretty insular

boosts and well wishes appreciated :boost_ok:

#mutualaid #MutualAidRequest #transcrowdfund #help #housing #boston

@KinkyKobolds
dear current resident of this address,

grao grao grao grao grao grao

sincerely, kasran

Artists/Creatives: It's OK to have clients save up money in order to afford your products/services. What we provide are luxuries, not necessities. I get that it can feel nice to make things affordable, but it's doing yourself, & the industry, a disservice. Charge your worth! 👏

#artistsonmastodon

This remix I made of TMNT NES with Cirno's theme has been my ringtone for the past 12 years and I'm not tired of it.

youtube.com/watch?v=EIOI1ppYhv

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