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what is it about triscuits that makes them so good at settling my stomach

@bunny_jane i got really confused at this reply for like thirty seconds before i realized the joke you were making

i wonder if you could target the nintendo 64 with rust. maybe using mipsel-unknown-none? i don't know enough about this stuff to really have an insight

Every single person should be able to live a life that doesn't center worrying about money and how to obtain basic necessities for living life.

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in real life, i'm not a plush typhtaur at all, but in fact just a run-of-the-mill human

My favorite Ren Faire story:

I knew a guy who kept a Starfleet insignia pinned to the inside of his garb. A few times per season, some folks would come to the Faire cosplaying as a Star Trek landing party, investigating a “primitive” world.

He would take them aside, show his insignia, and identify himself as a Starfleet officer on a cultural research mission. He’d call them out for breaking the Prime Directive and ruining his research. Then he’d demand to know what ship they’re from, and threaten to get them court martialed if they didn’t change into something less conspicuous.

i tried to start a convention but the nuns kept forming salts

Today is Trans Day of Visibility, and I want to highlight two organisations doing such good work for families in the UK, Gendered Intelligence : genderedintelligence.co.uk/don and Mermaids: mermaidsuk.org.uk/?form=donate

Donating to either/both would be a great idea today. 🏳️‍⚧️

#TransDayOfVisibility

Trans people can't be as visible as they want (onhere and elsewhere) because of cispatriarchy, homonationalism and other manifestations of white supremacy, so I guess I'm posting for the queers I rarely or no longer see. Love to everyone who doesn't feel comfortable with visibility because of hostility, neglect, and gaslighting 💖 Ilu have a great day (racists eat shit)

it's not the earliest possible date for easter but it's kinda close

Raise your hand if you ever made a paper snake out of tear-off tractor-feed margins.

My oven clock just says “pizza” and no amount of button mashing or knob turning will change it to anything else. Easily the funniest way a clock can fail.

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