kasran, fourier transfemme @typhlosion@awoo.space
kasran, typhlosion taur plushy, approximate girlthing
28, it/they/she/typh
settler on Massachusett land
your mutual's mutual
code, games, music
https://www.patreon.com/kasran
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jbo (ca'o cilre)
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eo (mi lernas)
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follow requests accepted! do keep in mind this is an 18+ account (with cws)
icon by my friend poketto
header by bloodsbane: http://bloodsbane.tumblr.com/post/168938806924/
Joined Apr 2017
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Harry Potter and the Hip Hop a Hibby a Hibby to the Hip Hip Hop and You Don't Stop the Rockin' to the Bang Bang Boogie Said Up Jump the Boogie to the Rhythm of the Boogedy Beat
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boss: your mission, should you choose to accept it,
super hacker: this better be good
boss: is to write a program that takes in valid DD/MM/YYYY dates and outputs milliseconds since epoch,
super hacker: below my pay grade old man
boss: in brainfuck
super hacker: Now We're Talking
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wherever you're sitting or standing, when you read this, do the robot for 5-10 seconds
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Kobolds are so good???
nethack question: if the player character really was "heralded from birth as the instrument of $god_name" then why didn't they train past level 1 *before* going into the dungeon
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Consider: A "Rad-Hard" mode for Shenzhen I/O that introduces random hardware faults/soft errors that you need to account for
tech dystopia
"hmm, the open office thing we're doing to save money is causing focus problems, what's the solution"
"put the cubicles back?"
"don't work employees for 8+ hour days?"
"horse blinders but for people?"
"YES. HORSE BLINDERS. joe i always knew you were the ideas guy around here"
"also the win conditions are changed. all players win when anyone owns a single property"
"but wouldn't that just make it so everyone pools their money and the game ends really quickly?"
"i guess. speaking of, here's my portion of the rent for this month"
oh and also replace all the utility and railroad squares with "go to jail"
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Big __dict__ energy
in *really* realistic monopoly the property values are multiplied by 10k, and also you need a loan to buy a car to be able to move squares at all, so you start out in debt. your salary for passing the GO square remains $200
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"So, um," the knight said, "aren't you going to invite me in to see your hoard?"
"Ah..." the dragon said. "I don't think it... is for you."
"Nonsense, I love seeing hoards. What are you hoarding?"
The dragon cleared its throat. "Knights."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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educational ceremonial music
"who wants to play Realistic Monopoly? it's exactly like the normal game except the values of all the properties are multiplied by a thousand"
"that sounds terrible"
"exactly"
"what's your superpower"
"i am impervious to harm unless someone has pushed the scroll lock key somewhere nearby"
"... my god. they're too powerful"
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Really makes you realize how much of a grip Google has on the home video market and how there are absolutely no competing platforms (in english at least)
chrome offered to auto-translate youtube's 500 error page. it didn't say what language.
i said yes and this is what it gave me
technology is ok
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"holy balls. this is incredible
the [libssh] vulnerability literally works like this:
me: "can i log in?"
server: "no. you need a password."
me: "hacker voice i'm in"
server: "login successful. you're in""
kasran, fourier transfemme
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kasran, typhlosion taur plushy, approximate girlthing
28, it/they/she/typh
settler on Massachusett land
your mutual's mutual
code, games, music
https://www.patreon.com/kasran
en-US
jbo (ca'o cilre)
fr (j'apprends)
eo (mi lernas)
ja (🔰)
follow requests accepted! do keep in mind this is an 18+ account (with cws)
icon by my friend poketto
header by bloodsbane: http://bloodsbane.tumblr.com/post/168938806924/
Joined Apr 2017
