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said the tall man to the tiny man
"do you see what i see"
said the tall man to the tiny man
"do you see what i see"

"i can't, i can't see what you can see
for i stand the height of your knee,
for i stand the height of your knee"

[to the tune of Mr. Sandman]

mr. wise man, travel to me
come to my manger, your party of three
i am the christ child, bring me your presents
like shiny gold and fancy fragrant resins

wise man, follow the star
accept my blessings into your heart
kingdom come opens for thee
mr. wise man, travel toooo meeeeee

hey! give me some links to your favorite stuff on soundcloud! :blobcat:

my hobby: stealing xkcd jokes and making them even *more* obscure and nerdy

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Dune except spice is just a blend of regular spices

something something "the FTL transports run on thyme" pun

we hold these treeth to be self evident that if the plural of 'tooth' is 'teeth' than the plural of 'truth' should follow suit

Don't forget to cyber this cyber monday

deadnaming, wikipedia 

dril, internet figure whose identity was a matter of public interest and spawned multiple news stories: no name listed at all on wikipedia, talk page includes substantial discussion on relative value of individual privacy, in particular re: names not intentionally released by the individual

any trans person, known exclusively under the name that matches the gender they identify with: deadname deadname deadname you gotta have that sweet sweet deadname
mmm j u i c y

@typhlosion this is one of the few fundamental, undeniable treeth in the world

ᴿᵃᵗˢ⋅ ᵂᵉ’ʳᵉ ʳᵃᵗˢ⋅ ᵂᵉ’ʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵃᵗˢ⋅ ᵂᵉ ᵖʳᵉʸ ᵃᵗ ᶰᶦᵍʰᵗ, ʷᵉ ˢᵗᵃᶫᵏ ᵃᵗ ᶰᶦᵍʰᵗ⋅ ᵂᵉ’ʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵃᵗˢ⋅

we hold these treeth to be self evident that if the plural of 'tooth' is 'teeth' than the plural of 'truth' should follow suit

shout, shout, let it all shout
these are the shouts, i can do a shout
so come on, i'm shouting at you
so come on

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