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perceived or real skill in programming does not suddenly give anyone the right to forego basic empathy.

the caustic, casually denigrating culture that infests computer science has got to go. rampant toxicity, in the long run, leads to stagnation in software development, because everyone that isn't steeped in that culture gets pushed out.

idea: video game character creator with a hidden feature that lets you animate character properties

make it automatically switch between hairstyles every second! hand size oscillation! make the nose move in a figure eight across the face! the possibilities are endless

here's my demo video, you should sponsor me. i can't do extreme sports, but you should give me money and i'll wear stuff with your logo on it

running an emulator is just some sand dreaming of being some other kind of sand

Microsoft Edge contains a hidden whitelist that lets Facebook always run Flash, even bypassing click2play policy:

zdnet.com/article/microsoft-ed

I'm looking for a #C programmer who'd like to learn Rust. I'm preparing a workshop and need to beta-test it with someone (takes 4 hours, online via screen sharing should be fine). Let me know if you're interested!

Subtleties is live!!!

subtleties.catterfly.net

like #ghoststory mysteries in modern settings? this #webcomic might just be your jam!

aah i'm so excited to have this up... it'll be updating on a Tues/Fri schedule!

Help me Masto, you're my only hope!

Anyone know where (that's not Amazon) I could get 40-ish two-hole buttons, 8 mm in diameter? Etsy's search function is failing me because it's TERRIBLE.

#knitting #sewing #buttons

i just got a suuuper cute commission!

here's the artist's comm sheet: ambers-meme-machine.tumblr.com
they have a super cute style, good prices, and fast turnaround, so go check em out if you want :ms_ok_hand_paw:

when i was a kid i had the sims, and this being europe it had french and german on the packaging

underneath "the sims" it said "les sims" and "die sims", incidentally these are the two most popular things to do on the sims

[A single rar with great power. It opens suitcase locks and makes all calculators in hearing range type out 80085]

a monk asked Jeff Foxworthy, "does a fifth grader have Buddha-nature?"
Foxworthy replied, "you might be a redneck!"

"In FORTRAN 77, variable names beginning with the letters I–N had a default type of integer, while variables starting with any other letters defaulted to real, although programmers could override the defaults with an explicit declaration. This led to the joke: "In Fortran, GOD is REAL (unless declared INTEGER)."" (From Wikipedia)

I'm, uh, huh????????

(This is from the "Humor" section, when have you last seen a "Humor" section in a programming language wikipedia)

mild bitching 

you might think i'm not doing any work at my job. are you kidding? it's hard work just staying awake at my fucking desk for eight hours

Kasran pro tip: having trouble talking to people? try walking up to them and pressing the A Button

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