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four years later this is still the funniest image ive ever seen

kobold palette experimenting (WIP) 

eh? think I might be on to something?? exchanged my peaches n cream for strawberry cream

also trying on some snoot scalies at the suggestion of @kistaro :KoboldUwU:

but really, if anyone has any leads on software engineering work in the boston/cambridge/somerville MA area let me know, capitalism is destroying my unemployed body from the inside out and also rent is eating all my savings

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The devastating track of the pony's feet was the last misdeed that cut him off from all sympathy of Humanity. He

extremely disliking the fact that people selling extremely woo bullshit for hundreds or thousands of dollars are making it hard for me to search for glass or crystal orbs for me to buy just to make my place look rad, instead of chasing away negative 5G demons and balancing my vitals or whatever else these motherfuckers are trying to sell

halfway through making this post, it turned from "I'll dunk on this expensive piece of 'energy' nonsense" to an absolute existential crisis about how I will never write a joke as funny as the world itself. I urge you to read the image descriptions fully for this reason. I am fucking done. defeated. obliterated.

Guess who has a new car that has ignition issues and decided to slip into accessory every day and destroy the battery????

Me. It's me.

If anyone wants to help me out so I can pay my bills AND repair my car, here's my paypal.

Https://Paypal.me/emmilner

the only wrong answers to the "how is gif pronounced" debate are the ones that assert only one acceptable pronunciation exists. prescriptive linguistics goes against how language works

now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go back to pronouncing it the most natural way: with a voiced velar fricative and rhyming with knife

Software Engineer
<company name>
Boston, MA

Must be willing to relocate to Santa Monica, CA or Lehi, UT now or in the near future.

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why would you advertise your temporarily remote job opening as being in boston when the actual job site is in fucking wrentham

food shitpost, jpn 

私「パン子、ください」
店主「えっと... パン粉?」
私「はい、パン子」

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osu mastodon instance where every single button is a circle

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