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re: meta??? 

i deleted the original post because i didnt realize id get so many replies oops

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destiny 2 shitpost 

this is gonna be the most important event to happen on a tuesday this november

other girls: getting hype for PS5s and Xbox Launches and cyberpunks and watching three dogs

me: getting hype for a weird looking FMV game because the guy who did the NES Silver Surfer music made it.

@pillowcat Tim Follin made TWO games. Contradiction's been out for a few years now and At Dead Of Night comes out in a couple of weeks

re: uspol election; to the tune of "rob is jarig" 

inspired by this picture

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uspol election; to the tune of "rob is jarig" 

biden
it's election day and joe is biden
biden

biden
it's election day and joe is biden
biden

biden
joe is biden
what a party we're having today

i'm sorry i don't know anything about pokemon but sonic is a man

@codl draw your OC as the piano man
draw your OC tonight
well we’re all in the mood for an OC pic
OCs got us feelin alright

my name is kassy and im here to say
im a big soft typh and im hella gay
these are the best lyrics that i know how to write
wu tang wouldn't take me cos im hella white

(and also, y'know, because of the poor lyrics)

so a couple of nights ago i was listening to an old sherlock holmes radio play, not adapted from one of the original stories but instead written later

it was bad

but like so bad it was somewhat entertaining

the major suspicious forces working supposedly against sherlock holmes or at least probable suspects were

  1. anarchists
  2. satanists
  3. non-heterosexuals, with oscar wilde's queerness emblematic for all of them

so i just kinda went

"oh so 99% of mastodon"

if there's anything i've learned in life... some days you're the badger, some days you're the mushroom, and some days you're the snaaaake oh yes you're the snaaaake

lewd joke 

call my dick the tower of babel cos itll fuck you so hard youll come down off it speaking nonsense

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