kasran, fourier transfemme @typhlosion@awoo.space

yes i know the adjective goes after the noun in french, shut your up

successfully brewed wine with jalapeño peppers. épicé vin

you've heard of mac n cheese, now get ready for yak n cheese

y'all keep doin it, but i think im gonna go do other stuff today

timeline's spicy today

if you gently poke an opossum in the right part of its tummy, it will print a receipt

poss (point of sale software)

お名前は本田さん？えっと、最初の二人の本田はどこですか？

misdirection, you say? oh, is there a mrs. ection?

i know what all of these individual parts mean but im still not entirely clear on how they fit together

i guess if i had to break it down itd be like

masaka (an exclamation kinda deal, vaguely but not literally "i can't believe it/there's no way")
sore wa honto no hanashi ja nai ("that's not a true story")
deshou (", probably")
ne (", right?")

really it should be ゲイ

im the big ゲー

im making my own satirical version of the disneyworld tiki room, but i have one bird too many. it's a parroty parody parity error

this bear is threatening me (cw: cartoon eye contact) (redrafted to correct the image caption)