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the existence of the words "stop", "pots", "post", "opts", "spot" and "tops" implies the impending discovery of a new word, a word more powerful than any word before it: Sopt

whats the ideal length of a pair of socks 

two feet

whats the ideal length of a pair of socks 

two feet

honestly i don't even remember anything that happened before april

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my game of the year was uh

well i sank like 600 hours into destiny 2 and i played some minecraft i guess

shit, did i play ANY new games this year

fuck

re: game awards 

at least among us punched WAY above its weight, i'm super impressed

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game awards 

worst best game candidate wins all the awards, yawn, sleep

uspol, $ 

the only trolley problem that really counts for anything is the one that shows 650 USians with $4 trillion of net worth (up $1 trillion this year alone) on one track and 50 million USians living below the poverty level on the other track.

no one who wouldn't route that trolley down the first track should be involved with making decisions for the people of this country.

:blobotov:

Okay okay here's another hot take for y'all: "furrier" as a noun should extend to fursuit makers

@EeveeEuphoria next smash fighter is a nintendo lawyer coming to your house and fucking everything up

the smash bros dlc reveal is just a sign that says "stop using the free melee hashtag or we'll delete smash ultimate from your console"

the he/theys were a tribe of deities in Greek mythology who were defeated and replaced by the they/hes

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