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I actually have a real soft spot for this early design of kobold where the lines between me and dragon were a little more blurred

look at themmmm

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bawdy 

"queer as in fuck you" in the streets, "queer as in fuck me" in the sheets

poggers... sus... cringe... woke. long ago the four nations lived in harmony

"liquid crystals?" ha ha, nice try. ain't fooling me with that nonsense

pokémon direct 

i was getting worried the pokémon company forgot we existed

too bad we're never gonna get another gen 2 remake because johto isn't kanto but i'll take what i can get i guess

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pokémon direct 

new snap whatever
d/p remakes whatever
pokémon legends has cyndaquil as a starter option Hell Yeah

"You are the chosen one."
"Me?"
"You. The evil god wakes. Without you, he cannot be defeated."
"What must I do?"
"Ask your grandmother to come out of retirement."
"What?"
"She's the ultimate warrior."
"But... Why don't you ask her?"
"She is scary!"
"She's not!"
"We chose wisely."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

it'll happen to you too?
but Huh. It's a dragon...

"so wait... if YOU'RE not a pilot but you played one on tv... and I'M not a pilot but i stayed at a holiday inn express... then who's flying the plane???"

Applying a cryptographic algorithm like SHA-256 to a potato results in hash browns.

*opens umbrella* i think another influx might be coming

when you stub your toe while visiting japan and say "blue"

sad brain vomit 

im sad im hopeless im worthless i need to be alone i hate to be alone i deserve to be alone im so lonely i cant do anything im just watching the world die and sitting around being a drain on resources who cant take care of herself or her loved ones and my horrible envy i cant cope with is gonna push everyone away from me someday

torture, kickstarter, neurotypicals, change.org link, suicide mention, long 

Kickstarter is hosting a product that parents of neurdiverse children are supposed to stick on their child's back.

That device will then beep every 8 seconds which is supposed to help the child to focus.

As a neurodiverse person, I can tell you that this device would not only ruin every chance of me focusing on anything, being forced to wear it would make me kill myself. I am not exaggerating here.

This is one of the worst forms of torture aimed directly at neurodiverse people I could imagine.

Here's a change.org petition to stop the sale of this: change.org/p/kickstarter-stop-

I doubt the petition will do much but the campaign does explicitly break a rule on kickstarter banning the sale of medical devices so maybe reporting it (it is linked in the petition) might help.

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