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metal gear solid 1: quirked up white boy busts it down espionage style. is he goated with the stealth

get off social media right now. trust me on this one. it's bad out there. go for a walk, buy yourself a treat, play some video games. anything other than social media, today

IT'S HERE

i ordered this fxpak pro (for those who don't know, it's a top of the line snes flashcart) at the beginning of the month, not realizing the seller i got it from was based in. uh. kiev, ukraine. so it's been a bit of a wait. but it just arrived today!

and the nes equivalent, which i ordered from a different distributor, should arrive tomorrow. it is a good time to be a retro enthusiast with my name and address

what kind of medicine does hank hill take when his back hurts. ibupropane. follow this webzone for more timely and sensible humor

i am out of bed now but my problems are not instantly solved. someone fire the director

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jigsaw voice id like to play a little game. you didnt appreciate your full range of motion. now youre in a room with no traps and the door is unlocked. but you slept wrong for two days in a row and you have to navigate the labyrinth of your own manners of articulation to get out of bed in a way that doesn't cause you excruciating pain

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new type of guy who self-identifies as a "sinister villain" because he's left-handed and lives in the countryside

my back has been hurting a lot today and i can't bend over very far. i think my bad seated posture has finally caught up with me. i dont understand how chronic pain havers can get anything done ever

do you think pokémon would be as much of a cultural mainstay as it is today if the 1st-gen games weren't so full of poor programming and strange glitches that they spawned volumes of urban legends and horror stories

me: as a foreigner, if i did e2j localization i'd probably keep it safe with the first person pronouns. none of the weird media only stuff because i'd probably get the usage wrong
also me: basil absolutely uses wagahai

Postfurries: We have imaginations and we're not afraid to use them.

Need financial help, urgent, please boost 

Hey everyone

I'm so sorry for asking for financial help so soon after I needed help getting my rent through, but I'm running out of food and I noticed I have way less money left than I thought I did, like I'm basically broke right now after paying rent and I don't get paid before 10-12 days

Can you donate so you can help making sure my boyfriend and I can afford to eat during that time period?

Any amount would help, but if you can't, boosting would already go a long way. Thank you so much ❤️

paypal.me/SiphonayAV
ko-fi.com/Siphonay

"'I went to school for game design! I am highly qualified to talk about any game out there!'

I bet you don’t even know how big an 8 year old’s hands are."

what do you call the coding style used in financial software 

returns-oriented programming

Since this apparently needs to be repeated: you don't write reliable code by "being really careful" or "avoiding mistakes".

You do it by accepting that you *will* inevitably make mistakes, and designing your code so that the likelihood and/or impact of those mistakes is minimized.

what do you call goofy's aesthetic when he was in high school 

pastel gawrsh

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