kasran, fourier transfemme @typhlosion@awoo.space

did you know its possible to get so depressed that food stops tasting good

the world is too much

i think file explorers should let you sort images by aspect ratio. horizontalest images first, verticalest images last

are there any good gui mastodon clients for linux? asking for no particular reason

i feel like today is supposed to be important, but i forget why. some kind of milestone in aviation, i think? whatever, it'll hit me later

welcome to the bread store hi id like some bread sorry were out of bread - the panera experience

don't care + didn't ask + she's touching his chest now + he takes off her dress now + let me go

inventing a new type of guy who overcame his extremely rare red-blue colorblindness to become the best tf2 player on earth

the depression experience of getting out of bed after sunset because you woke up at 4pm and had to spend four hours clawing your way out of the despair vortex to get yourself to do anything other than look at tumblr on your phone

the thing about seasons is, and you learn this from years of experience, they don't fear the reaper. and get this - neither do the wind, the sun or the rain! unbelievable, right? now what if i told you, we can be like they are

california girls, we're inconceivable
cosmic dread, bikinis on top
eldritch forms so hot that you'll grow tentacles
whoa-oa-oa, whoa-oa-oa-oa

if your tacticool bug-out bag survival kit thing doesn't have an instant ramen flavor packet in it, can you really claim to be prepared for anything

dominaria united sounds like a soccer club. i hope they win against real madrid