kasran, fourier transfemme @typhlosion@awoo.space

reminder that i am still open for music commissions

i set up a nice little page with the basic details: https://kasran.neocities.org/comms

and my full terms of service: https://kasran.neocities.org/tos

1 and 2 are the only numbers where taking the factorial doesn't change the number

1! = 1
2! = 1×2 = 2

so you can take the factorial any number of times and leave the number unchanged

thus, 1 and 2 are mathematically the numbers you're allowed to be the most enthusiastic about. 1!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!

how to tell kasran has been watching bartending and mixology videos on youtube

i slide you a gigantic tiki mug with a little plastic umbrella in it. "here's your gin and tonic"

i got a commission payment in, so that puts me over the total

i'll leave the post up for another day in case anyone wants to donate any further - any little bit helps me feel a bit more stable, especially considering paypal ate a portion of the donations. i'm also still open for comms, so lemme know if you want to buy a music

i stayed up very late. oops

im going to bed now, if you donate anything else i wont be able to update the amount until i wake up again

hello im opening comms now. let's say 4 slots for the time being

PORTFOLIO:
https://soundcloud.com/kasran/tracks
i do electronic music of various forms

A LA CARTE:
$150 - 60-second artistic freedom commissions! same idea as visual-art wing-it commissions: you give me a simple idea, and i run with it. at least 60 seconds of music
$80 - 30-second jingle commissions! perfect for alarm tones, ringtones, whatever you wanna use it for

CUSTOM ORDERS:
if you need music for a thing and want longer tracks or more creative control over how they sound, i'm happy to negotiate! just contact me and we'll chat

TERMS:
my terms of service are normally hosted on their own page, but neocities is currently down for maintenance, so the cliff's notes version is:

- payment up front in full (i will send you an invoice)
- noncommercial use only (streamers can use them for streams). for commercial usage rights we will negotiate extra
- i reserve the right to refuse a comm, or cancel and refund you, at any time
- you reserve the right to request a refund after two weeks of no delivery

lol did you know paypal makes you pay a fee on donations made thru kofi. thanks paypal. well its not a big deal

JESUS CHRIST make sure you're donating within your means ;_;

im gonna cry yall are way too nice to me

if you're wondering what the total is for:

$125 for off street parking
$308.68 for utilities
$200 to pay back a friend
and then like thirty cents in change to round it up to a dollar amount