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*Ah sorry this shot was in Intel HD Integrated graphics, swapped over to my Radeon but still not what was expected…

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So far Starfield is okay but not sure about the graphics, textures look a bit poor.

its been [0] days since classified military documents were leaked on war thunder forums

A reminder that I solved the "is X a #sandwich" conundrum, with my Earl Theory.

Any food is a sandwich if you can eat it one handed whilst playing Euchre without dropping a mess on your fancy felt gambling table or losing eye contact with your chums. A Snickers is a sandwich. A Chicago style hot dog is not. A Coney Island dog *is*

Focusing on the shape of the food is like focusing on a shadow on the wall and ignoring the flame that caused it - John Montagu the 4th Earl of Sandwich

her: you better not be a compass when i get there

my north-facing ass: 😬

i just got the best pop up I've ever received on a website, on @stefan 's website

i can do a kickflip without even being on a skateboard. put that in your pipe and fuck it

It is a real curse sometimes to see a technical organization with the experience of decades.

As a young developer I thought it was about technical chops.

As a senior engineer I thought it was about communication patterns.

But what's really happening is that people are struggling with their emotions.

Hey if you're here because Twitter/X is down, just stay here. Delete the Twitter app from your phone - like genuinely tab out and do it right now - lock your account when the site's back up, and stop posting there already.

bevvin', starbucks (kasran is a basic bitch) 

starbucks has a new "apple brown sugar" flavor and its pretty good in a chai latte. tastes like an apple pie

and can you explain this gap in your browsing history?

lmao they're doing an mtg secret lair of cards that look like baseball cards

the one for ajani says "briefly traded to the phyrexians in 2022" LMAO

Artfight attack for Wormgore!

I love the beanie baby aesthetics so when I saw this character had a ty tag, I was so on board. 

dog goes "bark".
cow goes "moo".
fox goes "okay so what you're gonna want to do is open up a terminal,"

no guarantee this will remain but im feeling like being more fucky with gender so here we go

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attention bitches. updated kasran pronouns just dropped

there is no need to take special action at this time

you may now return to your regularly scheduled

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