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if i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? yes? okay, i won't make any more comments on your appearance. wait, you were flirting with me? huh?

Fuck. This is insane.

Edit: Weird Al is a comedian. Apparently, he is exaggerating for comedic effect to make a point.

“Weird Al” Yankovic Thanks Spotify for Paying Him $12 for 80 Million Streams
yahoo.com/entertainment/weird-

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what has four legs, two trunks, and cries 

an elephant with baggage

Hi! I just got put on leave at work for 24/7 vertigo that doesn't show any sign of turning off.

I don't have any disability leave able to cover this time unless it ends up being over 3 months of time off. So I don't have any income right now. for AT LEAST 3 weeks.

so, with all of my basic bills put together that's about $1700 for all of my bills (rent/car payment/utilities) and some food costs.

If you can find anything extra to help keep me fed and not stressed in the interim:

Https://PayPal.me/emmilner
Https://ko-fi.com/magicalmilly

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Periodic reminder that Context-Free Patent Art is active and gaming patents continue to be senseless in all the best ways.

tumblr.com/contextfreepatentar

I also want to point out that the Rolling Stone article is really really good, they very obviously had it loaded for a while

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links re: how to identify fascism 

interglacial.com/pub/text/Umbe - - "Eternal Fascism: Fourteen Ways of Looking at a Blackshirt," by Umberto Eco

theanarchistlibrary.org/librar - Ur-Fascism, by Umberto Eco.

Both of these texts will serve you well. The former more readily than the latter.

Ladies, if your man:

- can be called 美術品 in Japanese
- can be used for admiring
- is an art
- is a magnum opus
- can be used for appreciation

He's not your man. He's a work of art.

every war criminal that dies of old age is a policy failure

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