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My oven clock just says “pizza” and no amount of button mashing or knob turning will change it to anything else. Easily the funniest way a clock can fail.

being a plushy is great. being a taur is great. being me feels really nice. i hope you can find something that feels this nice for you to be, too

Friendly reminder to occasionally scrape all the lint out of your USB C ports with a toothpick.

I don't know what it is about the shape of USB C ports but those things collect and compact lint and dust like no other port before them. No less than 4 times, someone complained to me that the charging port on their phone is busted or spotty, and it turned out to be lint preventing cables from going all the way in.

plush typh real plush typh real plush typh real!!!! (art by my partner!)

plush typh real plush typh real plush typh real!!!! (art by my partner!)

heya o/
Today is my birthday and i'm, for once, brave enough to share my shop.

also comes with 20% promo code: ZF6LSZN (begins today and ends 4.4.2014)

inprnt.com/gallery/flyingterra

#birthday #MastoArt #CreativeToots

2910. The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald 

title text: You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!

(xkcd.com/2910)
(explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php)

im so fucking happy about being plushy now honestly. this is giving me incredible euphoria. it's a welcome change from the shitty weekend i had

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hmm, I need to clean up my followers list...

hello people who are following me!
please consider the following:

trans rights are human rights.
protect trans kids.
ACAB
bi/pan erasure is queerphobic.
ace erasure is queerphobic.
nb erasure is queerphobic.
nb people dont owe you androgyny.
bi/pan people are still bi/pan if in a straight/gay relationship.
being plural is valid.
being therian is valid.
sex work is real work.
LLMS are theft.
blockchain is uselsss.
your shitcoin is a scam.
your nfts are also a scam.
eat the rich.
healthcare housing food and education are human rights.
if you're transphobic you're not a feminist.

how do you pronounce linux

You can't have cheer without chee! I'm gonna chee-r you on! 💜

Super fun arts by @Th3Geo

Introducing zcellterm v1.0.0!
github.com/Siphonay/zcellterm

It’s a small CLI toy, a #Zig implementation of the Wolfram Elementary Cellular Automaton.

I got inspired to make it by this video: youtube.com/watch?v=Ggxt06qSAe, as well as my own desire to learn Zig, almost a decade after learning C before changing career paths and becoming a systems administrator.

It has various customization features, by default it’s going to detect the terminal size, but you can also set it manually if you want, or if you’re using an unsupported platform for automatic detection, or redirecting the output into a file.

Ik it’s nothing special, but I haven’t developed anything in a long time, and it’s very rare for me to complete a project, and I learned a lot in the process, so I’m kinda proud of it.

I hope you enjoy!

#SiphIT

elevator pitch: #fedigardens - an activitypub server that affords its members the ability to post various types of objects and arrange them to create their profile, which is ever changing as they add and arrange things. each member decides whether or not each thing should allow for various possible interactions (reaction, boost/feature on profile, reply, etc) when posting it, and when deciding to change what they want to allow for that thing. following a member allows one to receive notifications of new additions or re-organizations of posted objects and the profile page in general. member experience after logging in allows them to interact with their profile, adding, changing, rearranging things, and also to browse other profiles to see what other members have changed.

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