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it's not the earliest possible date for easter but it's kinda close

Raise your hand if you ever made a paper snake out of tear-off tractor-feed margins.

My oven clock just says “pizza” and no amount of button mashing or knob turning will change it to anything else. Easily the funniest way a clock can fail.

being a plushy is great. being a taur is great. being me feels really nice. i hope you can find something that feels this nice for you to be, too

Friendly reminder to occasionally scrape all the lint out of your USB C ports with a toothpick.

I don't know what it is about the shape of USB C ports but those things collect and compact lint and dust like no other port before them. No less than 4 times, someone complained to me that the charging port on their phone is busted or spotty, and it turned out to be lint preventing cables from going all the way in.

plush typh real plush typh real plush typh real!!!! (art by my partner!)

plush typh real plush typh real plush typh real!!!! (art by my partner!)

heya o/
Today is my birthday and i'm, for once, brave enough to share my shop.

also comes with 20% promo code: ZF6LSZN (begins today and ends 4.4.2014)

inprnt.com/gallery/flyingterra

#birthday #MastoArt #CreativeToots

2910. The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald 

title text: You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!

(xkcd.com/2910)
(explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php)

im so fucking happy about being plushy now honestly. this is giving me incredible euphoria. it's a welcome change from the shitty weekend i had

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hmm, I need to clean up my followers list...

hello people who are following me!
please consider the following:

trans rights are human rights.
protect trans kids.
ACAB
bi/pan erasure is queerphobic.
ace erasure is queerphobic.
nb erasure is queerphobic.
nb people dont owe you androgyny.
bi/pan people are still bi/pan if in a straight/gay relationship.
being plural is valid.
being therian is valid.
sex work is real work.
LLMS are theft.
blockchain is uselsss.
your shitcoin is a scam.
your nfts are also a scam.
eat the rich.
healthcare housing food and education are human rights.
if you're transphobic you're not a feminist.

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