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Ultra horny on main 

Blows all other horns straight out of the Alps

The old adage remains true. You don't really have backups until you tried to restore them and made sure they work.

Being tired is not a badge of honor. It just means you're tired.

you, beset by a grue: ahh it's so dark

me, intellectual, grossly incandescent:

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i can't get eaten by a grue today, i'm too busy emitting enormous amounts of light

If Mozilla want people to start using Firefox again instead of Chrome, maybe they shouldn't add literal adware to their browser uk.businessinsider.com/firefox

@maruki Maybe you would check the project out in a video instead of a screenshot?

Are you a gamedev? What are you up to? Reply with a gif or screenshot to this toot so I can retoot

I full on can no longer see Jeff Bezos's name or face without hearing Alex Jones yelling at a bluetooth speaker in the back of my head

can we make an olympic sport out of telling people they're cute

THEME OF THE DUNGEON: DJ SHADOW 

TODAY IS A SLOW MUSIC DAY. I WANT SOME POKEY MOROSE/CHILL MUSIC.

I'VE BEEN REAL HIGH STRUNG LATELY. THIS IS SOME PERSONAL THERAPY.

I HOPE YOU CAN ENJOY IT TOO. ENDTRODUCING WAS ONE OF MY FIRST ALBUMS. IF YOU LIKE THIS, YOU SHOULD MOST CERTAINLY LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING.

youtube.com/watch?v=BBO2OCQV6d

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