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alvin, dave, and theodore in their miserly days

extreme cheapmunks forever

a game about gib maximization

extreme meatchunks forever

maybe i can bribe matt thorson to make my platform a game that's as good of a flagship as celeste was for the pico-8

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me, pondering the fantasy console i am designing and implementing from the ground up: man the worst part of this project is gonna be developing a game for this thing

hi there i dodged over two hundred people calmly walking in the other direction just to tell you your hair looks lovely today alright bye

food, joke, 

appropriate substrates for eating hummus:

- pita bread
- pretzel sticks
- fries
- salad
- raw steak
- porous rocks such as sandstone
- nightmares
- the rich
- hummus

note: i have not tried all of these myself

a breeze this evening
mountain's shadow
it could belch
with very little fuss

*over the hills you hear it*
ᵈᵒᵒᵗ ᵈᵒᵒᵗ
*oh no its getting closer*
doot doot doot doot
*its coming up fast*
do-doooooooo
*it's right behind you!*
DAYTONAAAAAA!

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