kasran, fourier transfemme @typhlosion@awoo.space

roses are red, violets are red
carnations are red
i think some got on the lilies
sorry i spilled paint in your garden

looking for a smoke,
stumbled on haiku contest.
ce n'est pas une pipe

hey bby are you a bad golfer cos you're well above par ;3

and also i need you to get out of my bunker soon

ddooaas (distributed denial of orgasm as a service)

i spent a long time on this so i figured i'd share it here

LB: @awoobot is my favorite bot in the fediverse

these are really good

what i did for mine that chef john isn't gonna mention: if you want to nail the "homemade cheez-it" vibe, put a little coarse sea salt on top after you've cut them but before you put them in the oven

i made cheese crackers today! they're basically homemade cheez-its. i followed this recipe from Food Wishes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxOTPTMyiHU