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*queerest awoo*

hello, queer awooers!!! it is pride month!!! be proud of yourself!!! you've made it so far, keep being yourself! awoooooooooo

roses are red, violets are red
carnations are red
i think some got on the lilies
sorry i spilled paint in your garden

The hoppip line is literally that anime blob taking a tiny sip that I can't find the picture of right now

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looking for a smoke,
stumbled on haiku contest.
ce n'est pas une pipe

hey bby are you a bad golfer cos you're well above par ;3

and also i need you to get out of my bunker soon

lewd weird joke 

ddooaas (distributed denial of orgasm as a service)

*awoos with the force of a thousand lesbians*

Heavily scripted linear dungeon crawler that outwardly presents as a roguelike just so it can get away with dramatically killing you off once or twice

food 

these are really good

what i did for mine that chef john isn't gonna mention: if you want to nail the "homemade cheez-it" vibe, put a little coarse sea salt on top after you've cut them but before you put them in the oven

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food 

i made cheese crackers today! they're basically homemade cheez-its. i followed this recipe from Food Wishes: youtube.com/watch?v=gxOTPTMyiH

Beginner tip: marry a blacksmith for free swords.

Pro tip: marry many blacksmiths and get a whole poly-armory

*trips onto the floor, spilling awoos out of my pockets onto the floor* uHH *more awoos escape* aaaaAAAWOO

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