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plural stuff 

(hey, i dont talk about this too much, huh)

i was reflecting on how lots of systems have multiple folks that take turns fronting, but for me it's only ever kasran and my headmates stay in the background. i don't have much else to say here other than i thought of the phrase "bass-boosted imaginary friends" to describe this mode of plurality and i couldn't get it out of my head

A lot of movie premises work much better for trailers than they do for full-on movies, and I'd love to see a rise of making trailers as a film form in itself not related to any real movie

(Thought inspired by this trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=gLJAQuyuYk )

everyone's familiar with Dirty Jobs luminary Mike Rowe, but no one ever thinks about his brother, Mack Rowe, who is twenty feet tall

orkin man
take me by the hand
lead me to the ant
that you understand

i want to become a demolition expert so after a successful job i can say "damn this blew up, here's my soundcloud"

yeah i'm into macro (presses a button and watches my mmo character do their full ability rotation)

do you ever have an intrusive thought that completely halts all your other thought processes? this was that

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im not gonna say this happened to me but im also not gonna say it didnt

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me driving in racing games: (takes curves at 100mph, drifts all over the place) alright 👍😎
me driving irl: (takes a bend in a road slightly faster than usual) aaaaah!!! aaaaaaaa!!!!! im gonna die aaaaaaa aaa!!!!!!!

forza horizon 4 

also, if you're scouting a course and you think long straightaways followed by very tight curves are a good or fun idea, you hold the malice of tyrants in your heart

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hey real talk

writers have a guild. why can't software devs do the same??

The straight pride flag transcends all satire, it might be the greatest self-own in a generation

silly idea i wanted to write down before i sleep: tarot cards showing wrestling moves, which are lenticular in such a way that if the card is upside down in the reading (a reversal) the card shows the victim countering the move (a reversal)

pokemon spoilers? 

grizzled pomemon veteran: "there are two wolves inside of you
one has a sword, the other has a shield
they are constantly fighting"
youngster joey VII: "which one wins?"
grizzled pokemon veteran: *deep inhale*
"the one whose game version you buy."

pokémon direct, lewd joke 

The cool thing about the Pokémon Direct is that it's the fastest I've seen a new mechanic get porn drawn of it, in that the porn existed before the mechanic

this-week-in-rust is asleep at the wheel today it seems, where's my new updates, im dying

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