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food, hypothetical question 

so say we're building this amazing postcapitalist moon colony that will house, feed, and provide medical care for every last one of its members completely for free, in a sustainable way. however, due to a brand deal made under a complete misunderstanding of the project, all of the colony's food needs will be met - again, at no cost - exclusively by a single restaurant chain

which restaurant's menu would you pick as an exclusive food source, and why? discuss

i found out how deep the rabbit hole goes. it's like, a few feet. some rabbits were very upset by my incursion.

are there any good horror films about depression, because i certainly feel like my own movie monster sometimes

re: that thing i just wrote 

do kids these days even know "i made you a cookie but i eated it"... im too young to feel old

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this is just to say 

i have eated
the cookie
that was in
my oven

and which
i was certainly
making
for you

forgive me
it was delicious
so sweet
and so warm

o, what a pitiful shame that we are stuck with Javascript as the lingua franca of the web, all of its many dangerous warts and pitfalls an indelible stain on the platform

now to take a big sip of coffee as I ponder the timeless beauty of the Unix way, with its elegant lingua franca, shell scripts

fucked up that people Know Computer. nobody should Know Computer

Heya folks! I'm moving over from @catoxis, so please give this a boost so I can get my lists back in order and let people enjoy this slice of Cheshire madness~

:boost_ok:

bad brain 

i go to bed every night sad and stressed and dreading the next day

i know this is not normal but i dont know how to change it

y'know, given their name, atauri doesn't seem to employ any four-legged -- (something is whispered into my ear) -- what do you MEAN it's not spelled that way

sometimes someone can make a big fuckup and it doesn't mean they're not a really good person

sometimes someone can be totally right about something and still be an insufferable creep who's safer to stay away from

i'm not smart enough to relate it to anything going on but it's been sticking in my head a whole lot the last couple of months

A genuinely complete archive of BBC Micro games, with the ability to play any of them in browser, sound included:

bbcmicro.co.uk//index.php

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@typhlosion I am making a pepperoni and cheese sandwich with spinach and Buffalo ranch dressing

There are other things that are happening now but I’m pretty sure this is the important one

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