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"you better not shoplift or employers will be forced to take it out on workers."

Does this sound like a hostage situation? Because it is!

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tired: regular adjectives, e.g. "scared". boring, plain
wired: intense adjectives with deemphasizing adverbs, e.g. "mildly terrified". stylish, nuanced

grandma got run over by a reindeer
had her airpods in on christmas eve

The existence of pizza pockets implies the existence of pizza pants

-- YSAC

i wonder how many kids have read old-timey literature, encountered the word "fortnight", and had a moment of severe cognitive dissonance until they realized it's spelled different

Experimenting with preservation: 3D scanning software's physical form. I intend on creating an archive with 3D scans of box contents, floppy disks, and emulation. Ask me about Loom™ and/or buy me a good camera (this is using my phone).

sorry, my what, Pokémon Café Mix? surely you, Pokémon Café Mix, did not misspell the second word in your title, right?

It’s another Bandcamp Friday, folks, where they’re giving 100% of the revenue to artists for the day daily.bandcamp.com/features/up

I posted a bunch of picks in some of the prior ones in this thread, but I’d love to hear what you’re picking up, too! 💜

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Movie trailer announcer voice: The boys are back. Santa is coming.

This winter, experience The Town.

GOD THIS BOT FUCKING RULES

THE TEAM CAPTAIN IS TRANS AND SHE'S NAMED LILLITH AND SHE BUILT THE BOT MOSTLY BY HERSELF IN ONE MONTH

IT HAS THE NEW WEAPON TYPE "SPORK"

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