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ladies, if your man:

- quotes obscure Sean Connery movies
- remembers old internet memes
- loves tiling backgrounds on webpages

he's not your man. he's your man now, dog

EDIT: The domain expired today, so I'm just letting it go.

So I've got the domain thats-so.gay parked and I can't think of a thing to do with it, but I don't want to just let it expire either. Anyone want to take over ownership and do something with it? It's up for renewal next month. It's $34 a year.

If you can throw a few bones my way that would be cool too, but if not that's fine as long as you agree to do something cool with it. DM me if you're interested.

* linux user
* trans
* a fox
guys I might actually be xenia help

to be clear: i didn't dream about dragons acting like lawn ornaments. i dreamt about *making this post on mastodon*

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being a lawn ornament is the natural right of all dragons

bawdy pickup line 

girl, are you a cask of amontillado? cos i'm getting bricked up over you

I am now all⸻powerful, as I have discovered the three⸻em dash Unicode character. No more of those lame⸻ass normal hyphens/en/em dashes.

i think one of the biggest absolutely disgusting things about capitalism is that it somehow convinced people that helping others without expecting anything in return is somehow bad

crowdfunding for survival under capitalism 

I have scoliosis so bad I needed Harrington rods. I'm also autistic, trans, & nonbinary. @Alistor just moved in, & our housing is full of other peoples' things we can't do anything about.

While it's not urgent, we would still appreciate help easing the pressure of capitalism. So if anything I've said has helped, entertained, or educated you?

I've got Paypal. Same @ as here, minus the @plush.city.

(As usual, please to ignore deadname.)

Nerikaen has made great models for my friends, and is having trouble with her family dog's medical bills due to abusive family neglect.

With permission I'm reposting this on masto for more eyes. There is a proper CW on the page for a malnourished dog.

Show them the power of mastodon!

GoFundMe: gofundme.com/f/cover-patches-m

Source: twitter.com/nerikaen/status/16

#Help #GoFundMe #AidRequest #VTuber #VTuberUprising #dogs

*Ah sorry this shot was in Intel HD Integrated graphics, swapped over to my Radeon but still not what was expected…

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So far Starfield is okay but not sure about the graphics, textures look a bit poor.

its been [0] days since classified military documents were leaked on war thunder forums

A reminder that I solved the "is X a #sandwich" conundrum, with my Earl Theory.

Any food is a sandwich if you can eat it one handed whilst playing Euchre without dropping a mess on your fancy felt gambling table or losing eye contact with your chums. A Snickers is a sandwich. A Chicago style hot dog is not. A Coney Island dog *is*

Focusing on the shape of the food is like focusing on a shadow on the wall and ignoring the flame that caused it - John Montagu the 4th Earl of Sandwich

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