kasran, fourier transfemme @typhlosion@awoo.space

tnx bro I keep forgetting https://mastodon.social/media/aoopPDScmJCvpXNTzC8

"This is a telephone dating simulation minigame, but with the mechanics of a shooting game."

Yakuza Update: dating is just like shmups

it's been a while since i last drew my human optimus... 💫

I like the pine marten for its composure + quiet dignity

(slight edit from kawaiidragoness@twitter)

Cool and rad #procgen / #botally folks on the fediverse, a question! I'm trying to explain Mastodon/birdsite bots to a copyright lawyer for a project I'm working on - anyone have particularly good succinct explanations?

Thanks in advance! <3

in honor of cyber monday, and in the name of dismantling capitalism, anticapitalist.party's registrations are open for the day

The worse realisation:

THERE IS NO HASKELL OR PYTHON OR JAVA OR EVEN C FOR RELATIONAL DATABASES

Of all the possible interfaces for all our data, we went with the COBOL-like one. Fake English sentences. As strings. That you have to generate and parse at runtime.

And stuck with it for 40 years, because if there's one thing we programmers are great at, it's reinventing and reengineering everything that's even faintly inefficient, amirite

@typhlosion

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Howdy I just jumped over that lazy dog

https://cybre.space/media/wpasUxaOPAIcbvfAMEE

The quick brown fox made dialup noises at the lazy dog

Centralized/Decentralized/Distributed illustrated https://mastodon.social/media/0QAbGoYA5vX_wfs3x-0

@typhlosion

the quick brown fox in understated jorts did a sweet kickflip over the lazy dog who really did not mind one bit.

mastodon.txt http://www.jerkcity.com/_jerkcity583.html

Mastodon needs a Jerkcity-style comic