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dammit. i've been trying to get to sleep at a reasonable hour these days but mastodon has compelled me to stay up til late o'clock yet again

i'm done selfboosting ancient posts now. sorry bout that

if a designer brand ever released a line of very revealing pants, would they be signed short shorts

ah yes, enrico s. ramón, an old pioneer of the free and open lucha movement

welcome to cranada. like canada, but made by drying cranberries

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┃┃╱╲ you'll
┃╱╱╲╲ never
╱╱╭╮╲╲ find me
▔▏┗┛▕▔ here,
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William Shatner
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i run windows 10 mainly because i can't get a hold of a working commodore 64

so, as we all know, cw titles (for better or for worse) contribute to the character limit of a post here on mastodon, limiting the potential length of its inner contents. because posts here on mastodon are so spacious, it usually doesn't really matter all that much, but it's feasible to think that a pathologically-crafted post would stretch the limits of such a system. so, i decided to embark on a little experiment to see if i could construct such a post. and now, i ponder: was it all worth it? 

y

sinistar before a jog: RUN RUN RUN
sinistar after a jog: I HUNGER

my superpower? when i dab nearby music becomes bass boosted. yeah i'm a regular spiderman

tired: gender
wired: gender, but with an electric current flowing through it

what did you think would happen

whisper to me those three beautiful words 

i don't know how to count

whisper to me those three beautiful words 

ceci n'est pas

whisper to me those three beautiful words 

three beautiful words

dropbox.com/s/cw5zq642fmrne10/ here's a thing i made for a class (on web design, believe it or not)

it intentionally looks awful; all similarities to real persons are unintentional; i'm not a marxist and haven't even read any marx; etc

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra except it's modern pop culture 

The two weary combatants surveyed the open square, ringed with abandoned buildings - the staging ground of a brutal ambush by another group of raiders that had claimed the ghost town as their turf. Their side had struggled to hold out behind an upturned truck, and now were picking through the aftermath.

One of the pair turned to his partner. "War... war never changes."

She shook her head: "Top 10 anime betrayals."

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