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I want to find news about police activity on the 456 line but instead I keep finding info about the other major delay on that line today 😥

Oh cool, a couple of cops with assault rifles just standing around, this is fine

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@venndiagram Your quest: Please find cute sticky notes for a cohort of twiddlebugs.

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A mermaid begs you to enjoy a sidewalk French bulldog encounter with a few goblin technocrats.

issue: my phone is probably ready and I should go get it, but I don't wanna stop listening to Prince

I appreciate that the printed sandwich board advertising the restaurant connected to this cafe says "Nice day for some hummus!" , reflecting the truth that hummus is always nice

The playlist in this coffee shop is all right but it's no top 89 Prince songs: thecurrent.org/listen

(I'm killing time while the cell phone repair shop finishes replacing my phone screen.)

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A supercilious koopa troopa shyly manages: repeat the phrase "grumbly bumbly" with a few archivists.

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*sees a lesbian couple*
So which one of you is the fishgirl warrior and which is the reptile scientist?

@eris@mastodon.social this is incredible, what's it from?

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Gosh Into My Arms by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds is a deeply lovely song

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@hoodie I don't know your budget so I can't say whether you're eating out too much in that sense but you can't be too nice to yourself, you deserve nice things

This ludicrously bougie place near me, Dig Inn, is actually incredible, fuck

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