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@fluxom_alt

I'm still trying to figure out how to put the whole kit together. It looks nothing like the picture on the box and I am distraught.

re: silly, mild gross 

@Elizafox

We "came out" yeah—I don't know about "fine."

re: plurality, d/s, trashpost, pun 

@nautilee

"Yes."

@fluxom_alt *puts on tripp pants and a marilyn manson shirt* Screw you! *gives you the finger*

nutritional supplements, eructation 

They put lavender in these capsules...

...now every time I burp it tastes like how a Bath & Bodyworks smells.

@irisjaycomics With the same irresistible allure of looking through someone else's vacation photos, no doubt.

re: really lewd, nudity, wtf 

@Elizafox WTF Eliza...you've ruined Christmas. >_<

@IrisKalmia @fluxom_alt "Wanna stroke my struts?" as posthuman pickup line.

@anthracite

Featuring the new hit single "You Should Totally Fear the Reaper Now?"

@Azure Didn't get that impression from this one, though maybe it requires more than a nibble to "appreciate."

Sure, their scent-game is on-point, but it just makes the flavor that much more of a betrayal.

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Imitation-bacon dog treats do not taste like bacon, in case anyone was curious.

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