Next time, then. Or perhaps leave a nice note asking for an encore.
Please tell me you sampled it.
Socks AND shoes, preferably.
Frankly, the more between me and the outside world, the better.
I'd miss the random interpolation of your cynical takes, but as long as I've other means to bask in your warm, toxic glow...
I have! So I bought one—it's a cane sword. =D
@ossifrage Vyfe would be into that, probably—she usually gets low-sodium soy sauce.
cute bug
@ossifrage moff 🖤
@ossifrage I mean yeah, it's not like they're olives or cashews or anything.
Lame =/
I get so utterly discombobulated in grocery stores that I'll even forget items when I have a literal list that I'm referencing, because my amygdala is like "FUCK THE LIST! CAN'T YOU SEE WE ARE IN MORTAL PERIL?" as an elderly woman trundles-by, briefly cutting-off my only escape route.
...you utter cryptid. 🖤
It is peaceful, and full of the hope of unsullied paper, ripe with possibility; vast collections of sleek organizational equipment promising both form and function. Everything with the magic of purpose and potential.
lewd
Is two enough, though? You need like, at least three to cover that much surface area, don't you?
I have the common decency to obscure my hideous visage in public—is it really too much to ask the same courtesy of others?
selfies, eye contact
But also here in 2022, how can one _not_ be vitriolic and drugged-to-fuck?
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