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@wifewolf I've no clue, then—I'm much more the loyal but snarky familiar. XD

I can say the witches and witch-adjacents I've known always seem to be present and not-present at the same time in social situations; like half of their focus is on something myself or others can't really see, but they maintain a connection to the mundane as well.

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DULLahan? I find them quite interesting, actually.

@Draekos @wifewolf

...oh...
...right...

Horny neurodivergent queer gremlins stay on topic challenge 2023. >///>;

@Draekos @wifewolf

...well, okay, but it's not like I'm gonna kick one out of bed or anything. >_>

@Draekos

Drider
Furies
Harpy
Naga
Lamia
Mimic (adventurers always trying to grab her chest)
Scylla and Charybdis

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@kurgarru

I never know what dead-of-night batshit affirmations of yours I'm going to awake to.

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I want to eat someone’s soul. Like in a video game where you kill a boss and absorb a power up. I want to consume an oil executive and unlock a dragon shout or something

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Thought I had at 9AM while waiting for my Vyvanse to kick in:

Since lobsters are arthropods, if you had a lobster-sized land-dwelling arthropod, like a spider, would it taste good if you boiled it and served it with butter?

@kurgarru

...maybe? I mean; butter. Make it garlic butter and sure.

There is a special joy in seeing queer gothlings take their first tentative steps into embracing the aesthetic, and an even greater glee when having had a hand in it.

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Fun fact about Microsoft #Windows: if you type Ctrl-Shift-Alt-Win-L, LinkedIn will open in your default browser. This is an OS hotkey that cannot be turned off.

I know this reads like a joke but it isn't.

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(goal met tysm!!!)

hello!

i need $100 to order groceries, $60 for medical weed, $30 for bus fare and such, and $30 for more panties ($220 total)

unemployed atm, roomie will help me find a job once my recently-requested new name ID arrives

paypal: paypal.me/v33b33

cashapp: cash.app/$vantablack420

venmo: venmo.com/vantablack420

liberapay: liberapay.com/v4nt4bl4ck

GFM (separate): gofund.me/aa09f716

patreon (monthly): patreon.com/vantablack

tysm 🖤

#MutualAid #TransCrowdFund

@vantablack She's had me "surgically remove" broken underwire from a couple and continued using them. =)

@vantablack I would think so! My spouse has done that before, though might depend on the design of the bra.

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