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re: gremme-presenting 

I don't want to be sirred OR ma'amed, actually—I'd prefer to not be perceived. >_>;

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gremme-presenting 

Another day, another awkward but innocuous experience of being perceived as what I can only imagine is something like a tired, chubby, futch lesbian.

@kauko Oh, such envy—that's perfect. 🥺​🖤​

@kurgarru Though I have seen an occasional avian picture show up, I don't think you'll mind. =)

@wifewolf I've no clue, then—I'm much more the loyal but snarky familiar. XD

I can say the witches and witch-adjacents I've known always seem to be present and not-present at the same time in social situations; like half of their focus is on something myself or others can't really see, but they maintain a connection to the mundane as well.

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DULLahan? I find them quite interesting, actually.

@Draekos @wifewolf

...oh...
...right...

Horny neurodivergent queer gremlins stay on topic challenge 2023. >///>;

@Draekos @wifewolf

...well, okay, but it's not like I'm gonna kick one out of bed or anything. >_>

@Draekos

Drider
Furies
Harpy
Naga
Lamia
Mimic (adventurers always trying to grab her chest)
Scylla and Charybdis

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@kurgarru

I never know what dead-of-night batshit affirmations of yours I'm going to awake to.

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I want to eat someone’s soul. Like in a video game where you kill a boss and absorb a power up. I want to consume an oil executive and unlock a dragon shout or something

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Thought I had at 9AM while waiting for my Vyvanse to kick in:

Since lobsters are arthropods, if you had a lobster-sized land-dwelling arthropod, like a spider, would it taste good if you boiled it and served it with butter?

@kurgarru

...maybe? I mean; butter. Make it garlic butter and sure.

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